Greetings Some people do not appreciate all the things I do for them. By “some people”, of course I refer to the boys in Room 1027, and by “things I do” I mean, slipping crazy cards underneath their door at 4 am.  It all started after Thanksgiving weekend when I had the inexplicable urge to give someone a holiday card from the Archie comics gang. The next day, sources told me that 1027 had no idea what had hit them. They even suspected someone else was behind it. This anonymity fueled the desire to strike again. Next was Thanksgiving card #2, from the Winslows of Family Matters. How could I top that? I’ll tell you – a Thank You card from a fictitious PTA president. Unfortunately, the amusement I derived from that one was unmatched by the recipients. It seems for whatever reason, they were just plain confused. I thought it was funny. Real funny. Also, it was at this point that they had figured out that I was the only person on the floor who had enough free time to continue this charade night after night. Evidently the CVS letter-writing reputation had preceded me. But I couldn’t quit now. My good name was on the line. I had to come up with something great and time was running out, so naturally I doctored up a false restraining order from Sasquatch. You have to trust me when I say it was ingenious. I honestly think that it was the best in the series. Alas, they were unimpressed. So I had no choice but to return to the original format – a “Happy Last Day of Regularly Scheduled Classes” card from the Family Circus kids. Unfortunately, the problem seemed to be that 1027 just found it increasingly weird with each additional card, regardless of the high quality and sophisticated humor involved. So you know who’s not getting a reply from the Lavar Burton fan club? You guessed it. And it was going to be sweet.