Sara Hildo - Complete Transcript

**Sara's IM handle has been changed for her own safety**

GotABrandNewKey: sara?

StukNAss: ya who's this?

GotABrandNewKey: good question - who are you?

StukNAss: well you're the one who IMed me and knew my name, so who are ou?

StukNAss: *you

GotABrandNewKey: i only know your name because you gave it to me, yet i know not who you are. i am the critically acclaimed author of jeanarchy

GotABrandNewKey: and you are?

StukNAss: author of what?

GotABrandNewKey: i think you know what

StukNAss: jeanarchy?

StukNAss: what's that?

GotABrandNewKey: i wrote a letter to cvs that you read

StukNAss: yes yes yes....

StukNAss: right, I'm Sara Hildo, I live in Cleveland

GotABrandNewKey: so the question is, who are you, where did you come from, and how did you happen upon joegoshe.com?

GotABrandNewKey: ah, you answered the first two already

StukNAss: jenny hildo left a link to your site for an away message one day

GotABrandNewKey: ahhhhh, now it is all coming together

GotABrandNewKey: i was ever so confused about whether i knew you or not

StukNAss: right....so critically acclaimed by who?

GotABrandNewKey: many. many critics.

StukNAss: mhm, so what can I help you with?

GotABrandNewKey: nothing else, just wondered who you were, what with your lack of appreciation for my letter to cvs and all

StukNAss: lol right...so who are these people who value your work?

GotABrandNewKey: i have a strong following in the cleveland area and a growing audience in in columbus

GotABrandNewKey: (- in)

StukNAss: sounds good then...

GotABrandNewKey: it is good

StukNAss: ha, sure it is

StukNAss: there are a lot of stupid people out there so it doesn't surprise me that you have a 'following'

GotABrandNewKey: i don't think i like your tone. but hey, there's a first for everything, even for criticizing my innovative art form

GotABrandNewKey: thank you for your input

StukNAss: i'm sure most people don't want to waste their time trying to reason with you, just as i don't. i have a paper to write

GotABrandNewKey: yes, you're very busy. that must be why you took the time to write me that clever email.

GotABrandNewKey: good day to you
StukNAss signed off at 7:06:27 PM.