Things That Scare Me Botulism Being on a boat so big it is possible not to realize you are on a boat Horses Counting to very high numbers Every shocking story on 20/20 The face on the Pringles can Cole slaw I sit here, deliberating, pondering, what bit of wisdom can I share with my readers next? As I torment myself, searching the chasm of my soul for something that will meet the high standards that are precedent at joegoshe.com, I can’t help but wonder: Why? Why does Jim Bubnick, President of the 10th floor, own so many a pair of swishy pants? And more importantly, why does he make so many trips past my door? Not an hour goes by without that familiar nylon whisper. Where are you going Jim Bubnick? Perhaps presidential duties are greater than I could have ever imagined. It can’t be easy living life in the public eye, but such is the burden that accompanies that fame and glory. And I know the man in charge is always just around the corner. Because I can hear his pants.