Things I Hate Wearing wet pants because I spilled water all over myself whilst trying to make some tea, and am now too tired to change clothes again. Stepping on the floor where I spilled the water and getting my socks wet. Joan and Melissa Rivers on E! Not being able to find a pencil sharpener Asymmetry Dr. Phil Audience participation Soap operas that are so bad they’re funny, only they’re not funny at all – they’re just bad.  Stop watching them.  Please, I beg of you, you flipping mindless in-bred idiots.  I swear on everything that is holy, I will throw that television right out the window and let it crash ten stories down to its demise.  Just to spite you. That’s about it.